Sakhi's Laghukatha

Ha…Ha…Ha…

Posted on: January 7, 2008

A professor of mine had such sharp memory that he used to call each of us by our first name whenever the need arose (and we were 140 in the class!). And he was very good at his subject but not so good at his English.

Once he got angry at some point of one of my classmates and he started with “You, Sameer,….”
He was not getting the right words now… so he continued… “follow me!”
Once they were out of the class boundry, sir said, “Now don’t follow me!”

He wanted to say – “GET OUT”


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Once a professor of chemistry was teaching the students to form a ring in the testtube between the layers of two different liquids. The second liquid had to be poured slowly so that it will not get mixed with the first one.


So he started, ” Don’t pour, pour, pour, pour. Pour……..Pour………Pour……Pour……!”


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There was a lot of humidity in the class and the professor wanted some fresh air.

He asked a student to open the window by saying, “Open the window and LET THE AIR FORCE COME IN!”

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“Both of you three GET OUT!!!” is from one of our lecturers.

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