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Child Birth!

Posted on: August 27, 2008

Name has been changed to protect privacy!ย I was sweating heavily with my heart thumping madly! I was literally scared of the prof. taking gynaec viva. She was a terror!๐Ÿ˜ฆ

And the person who was going to be next for the bombardment of the questions was a chronic (he was appearing for the exams for so long that he had forgotten the count!!).ย Such calmnessย I have seen only on Lord Buddha’s face!

My viva was suppose to be just after him,ย soย I was very keen to knowย the questions, just to get lead and feel of examiner’s mood!

Prof: So, you are back again, hun!

chronic: *gives silly smile*

Prof: How many times have I seen you here?

Chronic: *gives silly smile*

Prof: Ok, Ok tell me the stages of labour.

Chronic: *blank look*

Prof: Stages of labour?

she hands over a dummy pelvis andย a doll for him to showย the stages of labour.

Chronic: *mumbles something under his breath and shows the passage of the doll through the pelvic cage!*

Prof.ย probably couldn’t hear anything and the passage was so fast that she had to ask him to do it again.

Prof: Can you please repeat that?

Chronic (With the straigthest face ever made in the history!): Once the baby comes out, never goes in!

35 Responses to "Child Birth!"

Hey, nice blog. I discovered your blog today and am adding you to my blogroll.
This post brings back memories of my MBBS days and vivas. And the jokes. One chronic could enumerate only one endocrine gland: salivary gland, he said. I was sitting terrified, as I was next. The external asked him if he planned to become a karodpati by selling his thuk (saliva).
And you know that one about the examiner asking student to identify viscera (uterus)?
I wish I had written all those jokes down, now I have forgotten most of them.

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Stage of Labor: Kaboom!

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Sakhi’s Aspataal ki Kathayein, would be a good one.๐Ÿ˜‰

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@ Tara
๐Ÿ™‚ LOL

@ Nomad

Welcome to my blog… those were the hilarious days… but only now we find them hilarious, then toh, those were trrifying days!!

That was a good one! do you remember the mnemonic of the cranila nerves? oh, oh, oh, to touch and feel… wala!
๐Ÿ˜€ ๐Ÿ˜€

and hey thanks for adding me to the blog roll! am off to your blog as soon as i finish commenting๐Ÿ™‚

@ Anshul
๐Ÿ™‚ ๐Ÿ˜€ ๐Ÿ˜€

Arey baba, i promised i will not post anything remotely related to hospital in the next post…
๐Ÿ˜€ ๐Ÿ˜€

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@ Nomad

I think i have forgotten “viscera” wala joke.. do tell me, it would be fun to hear it again!!!๐Ÿ™‚

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Heh heh – to touch and feel…

Viscera joke- well I don’t know whether it is an old joke or it is a real event of our college.
Our anatomy dept had a lady lecturer (LL) too. So the story goes that the student was taking his viva- and the male external (ME) and LL were on the viscera table.
So ME gave the student a viscera, that was the uterus, and asked him to hold it in anatomical position and etc, you know. The guy could not identify the viscera, how much ever he tried. So ME prompted, ‘Ma’am here has it, you don’t have it, I don’t have it.. guess, what is it?’ Student replied with a wide eyed look, ‘Brain?”

I have been wanting to write posts on life as a medico topic since long, but actually, I am not much of a writer. It is nice to read your posts.
Keep Blogging!

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@Nomad
Bah, one more doctor??? bhago bhago๐Ÿ˜€

@Sakhi
hehehehhhe๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿ˜€
ba ba send back baby?๐Ÿ˜›

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@ Nomad

Arey yes, we had that in our college too! must be doing rounds!!!๐Ÿ˜€ ๐Ÿ˜€

@ Suda

LOL๐Ÿ™‚ ๐Ÿ˜€

hamse bachke kahaan jaoge, bachchu!๐Ÿ˜›

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good one๐Ÿ™‚

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lol๐Ÿ˜€

Good one indeed๐Ÿ™‚

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LOL๐Ÿ˜› how true….such wisdom๐Ÿ˜€

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@Sakhi LOL๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿ˜€ We get some priceless answers in engineering field too but sadly i cant share them as no one in my blogopshere is an electrical engineer except me.

@Nomad Atlast one man admits the truth!!๐Ÿ˜€

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guess this is one of those typical “doctor” jokes! I’ve heard that doctors also crack a lot of non-veg jokes…or is it only the boys?๐Ÿ™‚

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@Nita: Everyone cracks all kinds of Jokes in their close circle…. I don’t think there should be any gender discrimination๐Ÿ˜‰ when it comes to humor.๐Ÿ™‚

While, Doctors must be having a technical/biological version of non-veg jokes we crack…๐Ÿ˜‰

What say Sakhi ?

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LOL ..
i would like to see the expression on the doctors face after that reply๐Ÿ˜›

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@ Smita and Xylene

LOL๐Ÿ™‚ ๐Ÿ™‚

@ Vishu

yeah, such wisdom!๐Ÿ˜‰ ๐Ÿ˜€

@ Reema

We are all ears to the technical answers of your students… Bataa na kabhi… Mazaa aayega!!๐Ÿ™‚

@ Nita

Non-veg? you think this was non-veg? Then you should listen to what doctors can really talk!!๐Ÿ˜‰ ๐Ÿ™‚

But yes we do talk in technical terms!!๐Ÿ™‚ ๐Ÿ™‚

and i agree with anshul, i have heard housewives cracking such jokes which i have never heard from anybody! i would get beetroot red but they would just laugh away to glory ๐Ÿ™‚ ๐Ÿ™‚ so humour has nothing to do with gender!

@ anshul

absolutely agree! No gender bias!! ๐Ÿ˜‰ ๐Ÿ˜€ and we definately use our own terminologies๐Ÿ™‚ ๐Ÿ˜€

@ Arvind

Arey i was so scared looking at her face that i thought i would definitely flunk… Thank god i did better!๐Ÿ™‚๐Ÿ™‚

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LOL ! that was so funny!!๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿ˜€

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Hilarious! Still laughing๐Ÿ™‚

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OMG. ..
u did reply that ..
i mean did it happen to u .
LOL ..
i can imagine this happening in front of my eyes..ROFL ..

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Hilarious!๐Ÿ˜€
But what happened to the protagonist!? Did he/she pass?๐Ÿ˜€

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@ Jemal and scorpria

LOL๐Ÿ˜€ ๐Ÿ˜€

@ Arvind

It seems funny now, but tab toh mujhe lagaa ki main gayi!!!๐Ÿ˜€ ๐Ÿ˜€ LOL

@ Niks

God knows what happened to him! He was a chronic and not from our batch so don’t know what happened to him!๐Ÿ™‚

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now you are using so many smileys๐Ÿ™‚๐Ÿ˜€ ๐Ÿ˜›

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Once when I was in class 10, by Biology teacher made a diagram of the Female Reproductive Organ on the Board and asked a dumb student – What is this?
He replied – A cow with long horns????

The girls in the class went completely red.๐Ÿ˜†

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@ Vishu

I felt like smiling and laughing๐Ÿ™‚ ๐Ÿ˜€ LOL

@ Amit

Ahhh… what imagination!! Wah wah!๐Ÿ™‚ ๐Ÿ˜€

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๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜€

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This post made me laugh… my first real laugh in the day! Thank you for this one๐Ÿ™‚

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HAAHHAA..IAM LAUGHING REAL HARD!! it is damn funny….. OMG๐Ÿ˜€

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@ Harsha

LOL๐Ÿ˜€

@ Anamika

Glad I could make your face even more beautiful! ๐Ÿ˜‰ ๐Ÿ˜€

@ Sci
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@ Mahak

Hai na!๐Ÿ˜€ kaise kaise log medical padhne aa jaate hai!!

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heeheeheeee..๐Ÿ˜€
dat ws hilarious !

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OMG…….Thatz a spirit of that person…..!!!!๐Ÿ˜€

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Ha ha ha๐Ÿ˜€

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